mythicgeek:

whippedcloudsofcream:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.

^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.

(via timmyturnerspenis)

mythicgeek:

whippedcloudsofcream:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.

^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.

(via timmyturnerspenis)

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran, via timmyturnerspenis)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via timmyturnerspenis)

taylorswift:

"I’m dancing on my own//I make the moves up as I go."

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

(Source: funnuraba, via moriarty)

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